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@ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 | 
it took me dno hw long to figure it all out!
LEARN CHINESE IN 5MINS
(You MUST read them out loud)
That's not right- sum ting wong /smth wrong .
Are you harboring a fugitive?- hu you hai ding/ who you hiding.
See me ASAP -kum hia nao /cme right now.
Stupid man- dum fuk /dumb fuck.
Small horse- tai ni po ni /tiny pony.
Did you go to the beach?- wai yu so tan /y u so tan?.
I bumped into a coffee table -ai bang mai fu kin ni /i bang my fucking knee.
I think you need a face lift- chin tu fat /chin too fat.
It's very dark in here -wai so dim /y so dim.
I thought you were on a diet?- wai yu mun ching /y u munching.
This is a tow away zone- no pah king /no parking.
Our meeting is scheduled for next week -wai yu kum nao/ y u cme nw.
Staying out of sight -lei ying lo/ laying low.
He's cleaning his automobile -wa shing ka /washing car.
Your body odor is offensive- yu stin ki pu /this nt sure>< .
Great -fa kin su pa/ fucking super.
after the / is i type de ltr u all also take as long as i took.haha..
Are you harboring a fugitive?- hu you hai ding/ who you hiding.
See me ASAP -kum hia nao /cme right now.
Stupid man- dum fuk /dumb fuck.
Small horse- tai ni po ni /tiny pony.
Did you go to the beach?- wai yu so tan /y u so tan?.
I bumped into a coffee table -ai bang mai fu kin ni /i bang my fucking knee.
I think you need a face lift- chin tu fat /chin too fat.
It's very dark in here -wai so dim /y so dim.
I thought you were on a diet?- wai yu mun ching /y u munching.
This is a tow away zone- no pah king /no parking.
Our meeting is scheduled for next week -wai yu kum nao/ y u cme nw.
Staying out of sight -lei ying lo/ laying low.
He's cleaning his automobile -wa shing ka /washing car.
Your body odor is offensive- yu stin ki pu /this nt sure>< .
Great -fa kin su pa/ fucking super.
after the / is i type de ltr u all also take as long as i took.haha..